Ten things the Archbishop of Canterbury could say to build up his profile:
- Britain should be a republic
- The church will sell advertising space on dog collars
- Hymn tunes are to be speeded up
- Tea is a class A drug
- Prayer is the same as shopping
- Wolff Olins is to design a new CofE logo
- Christian men should wear beards
- The bible is a fairytale
- Love your neighbour
- Sharia law for EU too
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